A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
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Please reblog this amazing post because out there probably one girl or boy is crossing for the same situation and this can help to save their life.
this is the first time i have laughed out loud at something on tumblr in months i fucking hate myself but i possibly hate this website even more
This post made me laugh and choke on my tea. Tumblr, you almost killed me. Fuck you.
Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”.
My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it
can we say socks instead of yolo?
Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS
im laughing histerically right now
Someone Owns Cocks
Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
two kinds of people.
you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously.
* three kinds of people.